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How to prepare for exams: Cry.
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why does toilet paper need commercials? who the hell isn`t buying it?
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The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.
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Person: "I like you..." Me: "Why."
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While in the shower:
2% Washing.
8% Singing.
90% Winning fake arguments.
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Things Girls Like
- Nutella
- The notebook
- Pretty little liars
- Cuddling
- Wanelo
- Phone cases
- Being called beautiful
- Starbucks
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"Who would have thought it would end up like this? Where everything we talked about is gone." - The Script
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my milkshake brings all the wild cats to the yard and they`re like meowing and begging for some milkshake and i`m like `go away cat`
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If you were a transformer, you`d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
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Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
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