Traditionally, it was considered "improper" to wear a watch while wearing a tuxedo
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Dwayne Johnson, paper
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If I followed you home, would you keep me like a lost puppy?
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Baby you better have a license, cause you`re driving me crazy!
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You could give me 47 years to do homework and I still wouldn`t do it until the night before.
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Today my friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dav.
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I am just one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
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Baby, life without you would be like a broken pencil... POINTLESS ♥
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If you were a burger at McDonald`s you`d be the McGorgeous
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Baby, you`re like a student and I`m like a math book; you solve all my problems ♥
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