That moment when you realize you said something REALLY stupid and you can`t take it back..
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Victoria`s Secret needs to be my bedroom. Starbucks needs to be my kitchen. Forever 21 needs to be my closet.
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I would like to apologize to my younger self for not fully appreciating nap time when I had it.
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DID YOU KNOW: It is illegal for unmarried women to parachute on Sundays in Florida.
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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink...
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Too much homework can actually lead to stress, depression, and even lower grades.
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The only thing I`ve learnt in school is that I hate a lot of fucking people.
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Someone: Are you crying?
Me: No, I`m having an allergic reaction.
Someone: To what?
Me: Life
Me: No, I`m having an allergic reaction.
Someone: To what?
Me: Life
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You think I`m jealous of you. How about no.
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To my future kids: You`ll start off with a flip phone. Idgaf if the iPhone 13 is out by then, you`re gonna know the struggle.
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