"A man who has committed a mistake and doesn`t correct it, is committing another mistake." - Confucius
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LIKE IF 99.9% of your sentences start with:
oh my god
yeah
no
basically
wait
so
yeah
like
you know
oh
um
what
well
but
oh my god
yeah
no
basically
wait
so
yeah
like
you know
oh
um
what
well
but
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Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it`s for your own good.
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Reasons why I`m fat: 1) I eat when I`m bored. 2) I`m bored all the time.
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A naked iPhone is a beautiful thing but too risky.
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There are plenty of beautiful things left in this world if you look closely enough.
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The early bird catches the worm. Unless the worm knows karate. Nobody ever mentions that part.
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If spiders start flying I`m leaving this planet.
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Having long hair is the most annoying and wonderful thing ever.
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I might not be the best, but I`ll give you my best.
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