WHAT HAPPENS IN AN EXAM: Tik tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time up, no luck.
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When you want them, they don`t want you.
When they want you, you don`t want them.
When you want each other, something messes it all up.
When they want you, you don`t want them.
When you want each other, something messes it all up.
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A study finds, most men believe that brunettes make good wives and blondes make better girlfriends.
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That awkward moment when you can`t pronounce a menu item, so you don`t order it.
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You shouldn`t wear makeup. It`s messing with perfection!
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Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.
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"Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will." - Zig Ziglar
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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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After 5 minutes of staring at grass, I came to the realization that Earth has green hair. That’ll do, brain. That’ll do.
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Your time is precious. Do not waste it on anyone who doesn`t realize that you are too.
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