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White girls: using grammar corrections as insults since 2010.
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mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
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You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
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When someone tells me, "Great question." I never hear their answer because I`m busy congratulating myself for asking such a great question..
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Two sides to every argument:
1. My side.
2. The wrong side.
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I`m awkward when people compliment me.
"Nice hair"
Me: Thanks, I grew it myself
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sure is bright out today
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better put these on
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ice cold baby
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I need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying
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I believe in equality, if we have a 5 day week of school, we should have 5 day weekends as well
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Big or small, lies are lies.
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