Can Dora the explorer find someone who will actually date me.
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Facebook status
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
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"I wasn`t that drunk." "Dude you logged into Myspace"
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That sad moment when you take 50 pictures of yourself and they all suck.
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You can’t just assume that everything will always be the same because things change; especially people.
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i`m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.
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That awkward moment when the garbage goes out more than you.
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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
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“Man I am so tired”
*Stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing*
*Stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing*
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Restraining yourself from making inappropriate jokes in a new friendship because you don’t know if they’ll laugh or start running away.
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