losing everything but weight
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Facebook status
I hate it when auto-correct changes my "omg" to "OMG" like, chill out, I`m not that surprised.
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shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet
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salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad
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Be amazing.
Be good.
Be strong.
Be smart.
But the most important thing, be yourself.
Be good.
Be strong.
Be smart.
But the most important thing, be yourself.
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That awkward moment when your friends say something bad in front of your parents.
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That awkward moment when your scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep
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The Facebook "ping" sound is an Fmaj7 chord - the notes actually spell out F-A-C-E.
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"It is the weight, not numbers of experiments that is to be regarded." - Isaac Newton
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Turtle: Nothing is slower than me! Snail: Lol you sure? Internet Explorer: BITCH PLEASE
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