I wish my eyes could take pictures.
-unknown
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"I need to talk to you" is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you`ve ever done in your life.
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How to find the name of a song: Google as many of the words as you remember, and hope for the best.
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When I'm in a haunted house i see dead people but when I'm in school all i see is #fake people.
-Devin
You call it lazy, I call it selective participation..
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Because of you, I laugh a lot louder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
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The word "scientist" did not exist until 1833. Before this, scientists were referred to as "natural philosophers."
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No microwave, bad microwave... I want the FOOD heated, NOT just the plate.
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How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
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How did Jesus find guys named Peter, John, James, Thomas and Simon in the Middle East?
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