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my computer screen is brighter than my future
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Did you study for the test?
Nerd: "Yup, all week long"
Normal people: "I looked over it last night"
Me: "we have a test?"
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when you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus
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Have you been to the doctor`s lately? Cause I think you`re lacking some vitamin me.
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That awkward moment when someone knows you, but you don`t know them.
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LIKE IF: reading facebook in the morning like it`s the daily paper
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Forget about Ironman, Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
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Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what’s going on.
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Like if When you were young you used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper. ALWAYS.
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