me: I`m so lonely
person: hey
me: leave me alone
person: hey
me: leave me alone
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It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
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Friendship needs no words, it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness.
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A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
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Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat.
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Dear Facebook: Keep your drama over there. Sincerely, Twitter.
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The most common phrase in China: "Hey! You look familiar!"
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Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch.
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I don`t understand why people take pictures of themselves showing their middle finger… seriously, was the camera mean to you or something?
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There`s plenty of fish in the sea...
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