Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution.
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Facebook status
I think I love you a little bit more every day.
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I have unlimited texting and i only text like 3 people
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Dear Someone, Thank you for coming into my life, thank you for making me smile like crazy, thank you for making me happy.
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I get suspicious when I see "All of the above" on a test.
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Believe you can and you`re halfway there.
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If Bill Gates drops five $100 bills, it`s literally not worth his time to pick it up.
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Do you ever wonder what celebrities would be like if they weren`t famous?
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A Facebook study found that if someone " likes" your status from 2 or more weeks ago, they`re stalking you.
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Guys insult each other and don`t mean it. Girls compliment each other and don`t mean it.
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