You`re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
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Facebook status
We all have a friend who never has a clue of what`s going on.
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I googled your name earlier…I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky.’
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"Hey, it`s been 6 seconds, go check your phone again!" - My Brain
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10 ways to love:
Listen
Listen
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Why do they still make phones that aren`t iPhones?
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Baby, you must be a compass... Cause I`d be lost without you ♥
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I automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and lets be honest you`re not winning that.
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Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
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Mom: "Can I use your laptop?"
Me: *Deletes history, logs out of every site, double check history, stands over her shoulder the whole time*
Me: *Deletes history, logs out of every site, double check history, stands over her shoulder the whole time*
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