"If things go wrong, don`t go with them." - Roger Babson
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I can’t get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and If I leave now I might lose their trust.
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I`m 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already.
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The average baby laughs about 300 times per day, compared to the average adult, who only laughs about 20 times per day. So smile more :)
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When a woman says "Have fun" she`s really hoping you have a horrible time without her
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if Zac Efron did a kissing booth for charity we could end world hunger.
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Oh... Are you sitting here all alone? Let`s change that!
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The equivalent of calling someone a jerk in English is calling them a pickle in French.
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Excuse me baby, but you dropped something... My number ;)
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Cheers
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