Psychological Fact, It`s hard to admit that you`re not as strong as people believe you are.
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Facebook status
Homework: because 7 hours of school wasn`t enough.
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Boys lie more, but girls lie better...
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Toaster Settings:
1) I do nothing.
2) I do nothing.
3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!
1) I do nothing.
2) I do nothing.
3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!
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❒ ILY.
❒ Love ya..
❒ Luv ya...
❒ Luv you.....
✔
❒ Love ya..
❒ Luv ya...
❒ Luv you.....
✔
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eat → eat
↑ ↓
eat ← eat
↑ ↓
eat ← eat
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Dentist: *Stabs you in the mouth*
Dentist: "You`re bleeding because you don`t floss."
Dentist: "You`re bleeding because you don`t floss."
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Girls please, I can`t answer all 0 messages at once.
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I swear microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
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School dress codes are stupid. If my parents approve of my outfit, then there shouldn`t be a problem.
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