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Does anyone else when laying down with your dog lay uncomfortably just so your dog can sleep peacefully?
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Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
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That awkward moment when you find something hilarious... but NOBODY else does.
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✖ D̶o̶ ̶H̶o̶m̶e̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ✔Go online
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Love is: - 10% promise, 90% prove.
- 10% words, 90% actions.
- 10% feelings, 90% commitments.
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I don’t care what your gender is, I’m calling you dude.
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Girls like if : Boys are nice until their friends show up.
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Can`t believe people still go to the gym when you can just post it as your status and go have some ice cream.
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One pillow for under the head and one pillow for hugging that’s how it goes..where are your pillows ? :)
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I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups.
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