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OH I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
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LIKE IF: I don`t care how old I am
I will still see Monsters University and Finding Dory
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Rich people stay rich by living like they`re broke. Broke people stay broke by living like they`re rich.
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LIKE IF: I will never be satisfied with my hair length.
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You know what I’m gonna be for Halloween? Yours.
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Relationship status: eating
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Bitch just because you have a Instagram don`t make you a model
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How does school expect me to choose a career path at 15? I can’t even choose what I want for dinner
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That moment on a test when you decided to change your answer, and right after the test your answer before was right
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A person hates you for 1 of 3 reasons.
1) They want to be you.
2) They hate themselves.
3) They see you as a threat.
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