Ready for summer!
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Me: Hey close the door.
Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
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LIKE IF : Whenever someone says, "It`s getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes."
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I don`t need a perfect relationship. I just need someone who is loyal.
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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
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That awkward moment when you`re swallowing a drink and someone makes you laugh.
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LIKE IF: I wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, and avoid all the mirrors.
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"Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it." - David Starr Jordan
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A silent hug means a thousand words to the unhappy heart.
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Walking out of a store after not buying anything and saying to yourself, "They probably think I stole something"
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