From November 1990 to his second retirement in 1998, Michael Jordan never lost 3 games in a row.
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That one password you use for everything and if anyone ever figured it out they could single-handedly ruin your entire life.
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Arguing with an idiot is one of the most frustrating things ever.
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You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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"They got money for the war but can’t feed the poor."
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When you open the front facing camera by accident and you look like a deformed animal with a triple chin.
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You give me goosebumps every time you look at me.
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Wendys: Lemme get a #2 with a drink. That`ll be $12.47 Taco Bell: Lemme get the right side of the menu with a large drink. That`ll be $4.76
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LIKE if without school, its hard to remember what day it is.
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here`s to the kids who`s taste in music changes depending on their mood
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