When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect Pebble to present to her.
-unknown
Facebook status
Easter.
-unknown
For once in my life I would like to leave the hairdressers with perfect hair
-unknown
*When my name`s on a Math problem* Whole class: *Stares at me* Me: That`s right bitches. I bought 300 watermelons.
-unknown
The awkward moment when your teacher bends over and is wearing a thong!!
-unknown
The awkward moment when your doing something weird in a restaurant and the waiter sees you!
-unknown
I love the films which u can watch again and again and still make you laugh!!
-unknown
I wish my school taught horizontal running
-unknown
Cold pizza for breakfast
-unknown
Eating all your refreshments before the film starts :D
-unknown