Dolphins can swim and sleep at the same time, as they sleep with one eye open.
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Facebook status
A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
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I think we can all agree that one of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark.
-Moinul
Oh you post Bible verses on Facebook?
You`re definitely getting into heaven.
You`re definitely getting into heaven.
-Moinul
I`m on that “Starts tomorrow” diet.
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Like if you have a black iPhone, comment if you have a white.
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Like if one of your Facebook friends is your crush!
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LIKE if you`ve ever cried because of a song.
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Normal Teenager: Make sure to be quiet while sneaking out of the house at 1am.
Me: Make sure to be quiet while making a sandwich at 1am.
Me: Make sure to be quiet while making a sandwich at 1am.
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*In principals office*
Principal: "Have a seat."
Me: "Thank you!" *Picks up chair and leaves*
Principal: "Have a seat."
Me: "Thank you!" *Picks up chair and leaves*
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