Worry less. Smile more. Listen carefully. Take responsibility. Accept what you can`t change. Embrace the lessons. Love your life.
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You never fall in love the same way twice.
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What is the next thing that a guy does after winning an argument with his girlfriend? Apologize. :-P
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Like my status if you think I am totally and completely insane, I`m expecting over 20 likes
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is wondering ... if every day is a gift ... Does Monday come with a gift receipt so I can exchange it for a Saturday??
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My grandma has always told me that if you have nothing good to say then don`t say anything at all, yet people still wonder why I am so quiet (:
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Three fastest ways of communication: Tele-Phone, Tele-Vision & Tell-a-Woman.
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Need an icon for a status? copy and paste :
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Any time a bird craps on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch, just to show the birds what I`m capable of.
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The letters SOS were adopted as an international distress signal because the Morse code for them was easy to remember.
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