when a girl says she`ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it`s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left
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Facebook status
( ) Single ( ) Taken (x) who cares I`m awesome
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WHAT HAPPENS IN AN EXAM: Tik tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time up, no luck.
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Mom: “You do realize that one day you’ll have to pay for all your own things.”
Me: “Yes but today is not that day.”
Me: “Yes but today is not that day.”
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ＢＩＴＣＨ ＤＯＮ`Ｔ ＫＩＬＬ ＭＹ ＶＩＢＥ.
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If I`m a sarcastic asshole around you it`s either because I`m comfortable teasing you or I hate you..
Good luck figuring out which one
Good luck figuring out which one
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care too little... you`ll lose them
care too much... you`ll get hurt
care too much... you`ll get hurt
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Bang, bang, bangity, bang. I said a bang, bang, bangity, bang!
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What the hell is lolzzz?
You laughed so hard you fell asleep?!
You laughed so hard you fell asleep?!
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What`s on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/8)²•ab-c³
What teacher sees: 2+2=4
What you see: すきうせちし
What you remember:
What teacher sees: 2+2=4
What you see: すきうせちし
What you remember:
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