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Did you know If you say "Gullible" slowly, it sounds like "Oranges".
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I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me excuse you it’s not your birthday so take a step back
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Live your life and forget your age. - Norman Vincent Peale
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LIKE IF : Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places
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I almost when to jail today... #Monopoly gets so intense. :O
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You taught me how to love, but you didn`t teach me how to stop.
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Marrying your best friend eliminates the risk of divorce by over 78%. These marriages are the ones most likely to last a lifetime.
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95% of the time "I don`t know" is just an excuse given by someone who is avoiding the truth
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"The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang." - Mary Kay Ash
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There are more people on Facebook now than there were on the entire planet 200 years ago.
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