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I literally can not remember the last time I went to bed when the clock actually said PM
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wanting to change your profile picture but not having any decent photos to use
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Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teen girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
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DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU`RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE..
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That awkward moment when you yawn and your eyes get teary, then people ask you why you`re crying.
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true love is when your pet comes to your room on its own
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The scary moment when that spider that was on the wall 2 seconds ago, is no longer there anymore.
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If you won`t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can`t be friends.
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#like if chinese food has impacted your life in a positive way
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have you ever looked at someone and knew that you were going to hate them
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