Baby, if you were words on a page, you`d be what they call FINE PRINT!
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I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes.
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Shopping improves your self-esteem and opens your mind to other choices and points of view.
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Staying awake for 18 hours has the same effect on you as drinking 2-3 beers.
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You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
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An update that requires me to restart my laptop is an update that is never getting installed.
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Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
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Over 1.42 million pounds of tea are consumed in the U.S. every day.
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Dark chocolate contains a chemical that our bodies convert into phenylethylamine - The same chemical secreted when we fall in love.
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It is illegal to be fat in Japan. Each male over 40-years-old must have a waistline smaller than 80cm and women, smaller than 90cm.
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