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My girlfriend wants to get married. I hope she finds a nice guy.

A good friend is someone that you can be completely honest
with. You can be yourself around that person and that
person can be themself around you. You build eachother up
instead of tearing eachother down. You are always there for
eachother, no matter what. You and your friend can talk to
eachother about anything that you want, not matter how hard it is.

I must be a snowflake, because I`ve fallen for you.

Cuteness inspires aggression - Which is why we often want to squeeze things we find cute.

I really need to learn the difference between being hungry and being bored

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn`t have your number in it.

Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes the person you want most, is the person you`re best without.

There isn`t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed.

why are there guys that still sag their pants