Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.
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Facebook status
Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant.
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My favorite thing about school is sitting with my friend and flipping through a textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying... That’s you!
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I hate when people spell your name wrong on Facebook. I mean f-ck, its right here!
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I think some people just log into Facebook just to send me game #requests.
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One bad decision is called a mistake. A couple bad decisions is called stupidity. Several bad decisions is called "My Life".
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I think it`s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they`re scared. I`m like... you idiot, that`s the first place monsters go!
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If running away from my problems counts as exercise then yes, I work out a lot.
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I`ll look back embarrassingly on old posts and think about how stupid and childish I was 2 days ago.
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My scars tell a story. A story about a guy who`s really f-cking clumsy
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