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Paris
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When you take a 10 minute study break and it accidentally lasts the entire year
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I got skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow?
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*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay
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#DidYouKNOW : The person who owned Segway, died from speeding off a cliff in a Segway.
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life is too short to pretend like u don’t like catchy taylor swift songs
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I basically have two moods, either lets do something spontaneous and awesome, or let`s just lay in bad all day and forget the world exists
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Cheaters think everyone cheats. Liars think everyone lies. Keep this in mind.
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A day without laughter is a day wasted.
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Just because I don’t react, doesn’t mean I didn`t notice.
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