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Boys who grab your face with both hands when they kiss you win at pretty much everything.
-unknown
If you think something is in your eye, hold your eyelashes, pull your eyelid down with your fingers, and then blink rapidly.
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A woman saying “I’m not mad at you” is like a dentist saying “You won’t feel a thing.”
-Haim
my parents think i`m the only teenager that:

- obsesses over a celebrity
- is always online
- stays up late
- has a messy room
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Please don`t underestimate my ability to delete your number and act like I never met you.
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The best feeling comes when you realize that you`re perfectly happy without the people you thought you needed most.
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Friendship isn`t about who you`ve known the longest. It`s about who walked into your life, said "I`m here for you" and proved it.
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interviewer: why do you want this job

me: i have no job
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i`m one of the people that when i ask "what`s wrong" i really do care
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Damn Sugar slow down! I’m diabetic!
-unknown