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"Dad, do you like being married?"
"Sure. Without a wife, I`d never know how to do things the RIGHT way & I`d still be afraid of death."
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Grab a banana for breakfast! They are known as a happy fruit. Eating just one can help relieve irritable emotions, anger and or depression.
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When you`ve been hiding something in your room and your mom says " I cleaned your room today.."
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Humans have more things living on their skin than Earth does on its surface.
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A condition called “False Awakening” occurs when you’re dreaming that you’ve woken up, but still are in deep sleep.
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teacher: You need to cross multiply
"Which one of you is Multiply"
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when you care enough about your grades to cry at night but not enough to do anything to change them
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Me: "Can you please round up my grade to an A"
Teacher: "You currently have an F"
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Every time you get dressed remember that if you die, that’s going to be your ghost outfit forever.
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DID YOU KNOW? Jackie Chan is also a singer. He has produced over 20 albums and sung over 100 songs in over 5 languages.
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