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the statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they`re okay, then it`s you.

is ☺H☺A☺P☺P☺Y☺!

has learned that you can`t please everyone... but you can piss them all off at the same time!

has temporarily lost himself, so I`m going to go looking for me. If I get back before I do, tell me to wait - then call and tell me I`m back.

Sometimes, struggles are exactly what we need in our life. If we were to go through our life without any obstacles, we would be crippled. We would not be as strong as what we could have been. Give every opportunity a chance, leave no room for regrets.

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Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

Dad joined facebook. . . . . .kid`s status. . .`wtf`. . . .dad asks him. . . . . `what is wtf. . ?`. . Kid replies. . . .`welcome to facebook. . .`. . . . :P

never go to bed angry. stay awake and plan your revenge. (:

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!