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part of me thinks I should clean the house, The other part thinks I should settle down and get a wife...

Just deleted 10 friends - Are you next??

sometimes I give inspirational speeches. To myself. In the mirror.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

just realized that LUST and SLUT are spelled with the same letters...coincidence? I think not.

Hey Baby, You Wanna Come Over To Myspace & Twitter My Yahoo Till I Google All Over Your Facebook?

FOX NEWS: Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged With Battery!

Is On The Toilet (>_<) (o_o) (0_0) ~ (^_^) Ahhhhhhhh That`s Better

So Today I Dialed A Wrong Number... The Other Person Said, "Hello?" & I Said, "Hello, Could I Speak To Joey?"... They Said, "Uh... I Don`t Think So... He`s Only 2 Months Old." So I Said, "I`ll Wait."

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