Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.
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Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.
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I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don`t want to start any trouble, but shouldn`t that be an even number?
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is going to jail, directly to jail. he is not passing go. he is not collecting $200.
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Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!
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Procrastination (verb)-What you`re probably doing now.
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Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See torture, wrong, boring, cruel, unjust)
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I don`t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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