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lkie fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem yuo`er jsut htat smrat.
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A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.
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Teacher: "I`m gonna call ur mom!"
Elementary: NO! I`ll stop! ..
Middle School:uh whatever *worries in head*
High School: TELL HER I SAID HI!
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There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
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I`m leaning on the fence between past & present tense & I`m losing all those stupid games I swore I`d never play but it almost feels okay.
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Our love is like the wind... I can`t see it, but I sure can feel it.
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They sell Universal remotes at Wal*Mart… can you believe that power like that is available to just anyone! Crazy.
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Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
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When the student is ready, the master appears.
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Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
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