I think Facebook needs a "NOBODY CARES" button right below the status update.
-unknown
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Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls, play useless games and you get poked by weird people...
-unknown
★ Merry ★ 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ •。★ Christmas ★ 。* 。
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˚ ˛ •˛• ｜ 田田｜門｜ ˚And a happy new year 2011
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˚ ˛ •˛• ｜ 田田｜門｜ ˚And a happy new year 2011
-unknown
Dear students, I know when you`re texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, teacher. :-)
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Dear Tummy, sorry 4 all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry 4 all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry 4 all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right.
-unknown
To be honest, I don`t care what you say about me. I mean, as long as you get my name right! ;)
-unknown
You can never "just be friends" with someone you fell in love with...
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People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
-unknown
Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave and impossible to forget.
-unknown
Its hard to pretend u love someone when u don`t, but its even harder to pretend that u don`t love someone when u really do. ♥
-unknown