Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
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What do you call male ballerinas?
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If Practice makes perfect, and nobody`s perfect, then why practice?
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I`m gonna sneeze... No I`m not... Yes I am... Oh... Maybe not... ACHOOOOO!
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I could really use a wish right now...
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Never regret something that once made you smile, because at that time, it was exactly what you wanted.
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A good friend takes you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the same cell, saying "It was worth it."
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You`ve got the cutest smile, eyes that shine like the stars and words that could brighten up anybody’s day.
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Love is based on compatibility, infatuation, chemistry and appearance.
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A man who treats his woman as princess is a proof that he has been born & raised in the arms of a queen ~ Jinesh Bhagdev
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