Having so many private jokes with your best friend, that it seems like you talk in code half the time.
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Love is patient, love is kind. love will make you lose your mind.
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Yes, I`ve made mistakes... life didn`t come with instructions
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Einstein: Genius mind. Galileo: Great mind. Newton: Extraordinary mind. Bill Gates: Brilliant mind. Me: NEVERMIND.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it`s still on the list. :)
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Adam to Eve: I`ll wear the plants in this family!
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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won`t bother you for weeks.
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
A. "Is that you mommy?"
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Inbox (1) makes me happy... Notifications (1000000) does not.
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