Girl: Mummy? Mum: Yes Dear.. Girl: Is santa Chinese? Mum: emm...no dear...why? Girl: because my doll says made in china!
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No no no cancel cancel no NO!! sent. SHIT!
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I remember when i was a kid i went on the computer just to use paint =)
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If I could re-arrange the alphabet I`d put "u" and "i" together, wait... thats already on the keyboard :)
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People are funny.They spend money they haven`t earned,to buy things they don`t need,to impress people they don`t like...
-Cristina
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning..but anyone can start today and make a new ending..
-Cristina
A true Girlfriend wouldn`t ask her boyfriend to throw away his Xbox, she`d sit by him trying to learn it!
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I hate it when I realize i was suppose to "Shake well" my drink before consuming it. And once it`s done, it`s done! I missed out on the whole experience.
-Maria
is as bored as a midget in a theme park..
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That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one`s listening, so u slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything! :)
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