I`m not single, I`m just romantically challenged.
-Penias
Facebook status
when you said you loved me, did you mean it?
-Marissa
Truth or Dare? Dare.. No I`m not doing that.
-unknown
I am a ninja.. No you`re not.. Did you just see me do that? Do what? ... Exactly.
-unknown
Wishing your dog could talk.. Then thinking about the things you did in front of him.
-unknown
Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
-unknown
you never truly realize what you`ve lost...until someone else has it.
-unknown
Three steps to move on. CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself, look for an alternative solution and delete the situation that hurts you.
-unknown
A relationship is like a job. You have to work hard to get in it, and you have to work even harder to stay in it.
-unknown
Everyone can make you smile, but only certain people can make you happy.
-unknown