When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
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Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid.
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LIKE IF: when you`re having a drink, and the ice cubes suddenly attacks your face
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Yelling "run forest, run!" when you see someone running.
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The moment of shame when an automatic door doesn`t open for you.
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There`s always that one person that catches you doing something weird.
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Making your font look bigger so it looks like you`ve written more.
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Realizing you borrowed the pen you`re sticking in your mouth.
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If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off.
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I Am not lazy, I`m just highly motivated not to do anything.
-Penias