I`m thinking of running away and joining the circus. With the amount of clowns that I`ve dealt with in my life they may even make me ring leader!
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who ever says "words can`t hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary :)
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is pure, sweet and innocent. HEY! Stop Laughing!
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Once a man asked a fairy to make him irresistible to all women..
The fairy turned him into a credit card.. ;)
The fairy turned him into a credit card.. ;)
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I love it when I hear lyrics that totally apply to my current situation!
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Textaphrena- thinking you`ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message!
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"Why are you talking during my lesson?" ... "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words,but when i look at yours,I`m speechless ♥!
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Right now, all across the world, people are partying, falling in love and making the most of life. Me?...I`m on facebook! :)
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I REALLY HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING.
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