It’s going to be weird still checking Facebook when I’m 70.
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Facebook status
It` not that I was bad at hiding it, i just didn`t care if you found out about it.
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that awkward moment when theres a sex scene in a movie your watching with your parents :`) .
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I used to love whales... until I got a Twitter.
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When someone likes your status that you shared about a week ago and you think to yourself, "They must stalk me."
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"Dude, she just called you useless!" "Oh hell no.. Hold my Bachelor of Arts Degree!"
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That Awkward Moment When Your boss always catches you texting.
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YOU WANNA ARGUE? BRING IT! I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON!
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I`m not arguing, I`m just explaining why I`m right.
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we all have a friend with a dirty mind ;)
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