If facebook were to crash, America would be full of people walking around towns across the country, talking to walls and poking people...
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last night i brought my snowman in for a heat....by the time i got up in the morning she had pissed on the floor and ran off !! :(
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``Are you free tomorrow?`` No, i’m expensive.
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Guy : "I wear the pants in this relationship"
Girl: "yeah, but i control the zipper!
Girl: "yeah, but i control the zipper!
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Right now you`re on facebook.. thinking about the assignment thats due tomorrow... you have loads to do but you`re too lazy to do it
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I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster. :D
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LIKE if you had a super busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. ;)
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LIKE If you text someone to say you are outside their house instead of knocking.
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"HEY, WHO STOLE MY...nevermind i found it."
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I hate getting out of a nice hot shower into the cold freezing air!
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