i Hate when you get all comfy in bed, and then you have to pee.
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Facebook status
There`s No Past Tense In Loving Someone
It`s Either You Always Will or You Never Did...
It`s Either You Always Will or You Never Did...
-Tanveer
The key to life is to have a bigger ear (listener) rather than a bigger mouth (talker). Remember that!
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ƒєєℓ ιт, вєℓιєνє ιт, ∂яєαм ιт, вє ιт.
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Dear internet, Please stop being so awesome. I need sleep.
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I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t get it has to comment and ruin it.
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Marriage is about give and take. You better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
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Sign at the Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’re in the right place.”
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
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Touching things that say "Do not touch."
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