"Can I ask you a question?" .....you just did!
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That akward moment when your granparents sing Lady GaGa .
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Saying you hate a song then singing along to it! :)
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I need an ex-boyfriend so I have something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning.
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LIKE IF: you love justin bieber
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soon enough karma will hit someone... grab the popcorn and enjoy the show :)
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LIKE IF: missing someone who is sitting right next to you
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Unlucky is my middle name.
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I need a nap after a bad day.
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Type lol but your face shows less expression then a doornail
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