Facebook status

Of course I talk to myself. I need intelligent conversation every now and again.
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Turning the music down in your car when looking for a street sign, so you can see it better.
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I`m not short, gravity just really likes me.
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My first facebook status in 2013 will be `is anyone alive?`
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Dropping your phone on your face while texting in bed..
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Calling someone fake wont make you real. Calling someone ugly wont make you pretty. Calling someone stupid wont make you smart.
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LIKE if you Slap/Kick/Bang things when they don`t work !!! :D
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A single text can change my mood at any moment :)
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Even though we yelled at each other, it’s still nice to know he cared.
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Goodbye is the hardest, because you leave with memories.
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