Facebook status

I have pruned my friends list. If you`re still here, you must be very interesting, or we talk a bit

When the mayans predicted the end of the world in 2012, they were meaning that Facebook would close.

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I love it when British people say "Bloody Hell" :)

If you think I`m cute (like my status).
If you think I`m a good friend (comment on this).
If you hate me (message me & tell me why).
If you ever had a crush on me, be honest, (send a poke).
If you`re not scared (make this your status).

If your not supposed to get in a car with a stranger then why do people get in taxis?

I like carrots. Go vitamin C!

I love how people have noting better to do besides annoying me.

Sometimes you`re the windshield; sometimes you`re the bug.

That moment when you think of something scary before you sleep.