If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, "In Jesus name, amen."
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I love hearing rumors because they tell me things about myself I didn`t know before.
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I had the right to remain silent, but I didn`t have the ability.
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Be yourself cause there is only one version of you in this world.
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I`m naked... under my clothes. :)
-Tazja
I make random noises or words when I don`t know the actual words to a song.
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Sometimes the heart can`t afford to be "just friends."
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Hitting every button to stop the last message on your phone from being sent.
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Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you`re on :)
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