The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
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LIKE IF: Before you go to sleep, you start imagining stuff that you would like to happen.
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No Mom, It doesnt matter whether I go to bed at 9:00pm Or 2:00am When I wake up tomorrow at 6am I`ll be tired either way.
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When I fall down a flight of stairs I`m not worried about if I`m hurt im worried if anybody saw.
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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
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Families are like a bar of chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts...
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When nothing goes right just go left.....
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i-pad, i-phone, i-pod, i-tab.......... and finally i-bankrupt :)
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I`m too humble. That`s my problem.
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I solve lots of my problem by simply ignoring them
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